This is a public service announcement for all high ranking political, military and civil service personnel. This information is not suitable for public distribution.
Security services have received intelligence that Dravidian military forces have developed remote controlled bees (known as B2s). B2s are designed to infiltrate traditional security measures and eliminate human targets by burrowing into their brains through the ear canal before detonating a small explosion within the brain. As you can imagine, this is an extremely painful death.
If you see or hear a bee in your vicinity, stop what you are doing and retreat to a safe and sealed location as soon as possible. Stay calm and use any communication devices to call for security assistance. If you are unable to communicate, wait in your secure location until someone comes to find you. At that point clearly explain the situation and demand security assistance.
Ensure your secure location is sealed and cannot be entered from outside without your support. This includes sealing keyholes, door draughts and windows.
If you see a bee, run.
